SYNOPSIS

Written by Kellie Overbey, Bebe (Marcia DeBonis) is getting ready for the most romantic encounter of her life, and she needs her BFF Dee Dee (Anne Heche) to cheer her on––Too bad Dee Dee is so jaded about dating these days that she shows up three hours late only to spew cigarette stank and bitterness all over the morning coffee. And too bad Clementine, a human train wreck of a stranger, (Alia Shawkat) has decided to invade their day with non-stop talk about hercooch and uncontrollable weeping. Looking to turn the day around, this fearsome threesome embark on a day of misadventure that only New York City can offer: mascara stained downpours, outrageously bad barbers, vomit-inducing cab rides, getting cuffed and mocked by the NYPD, the inscrutable maze that is Chinatown, and a freak encounter with a murderous dildo. This quirky,down-and-dirty look at friendship in the face of adversity, gets honest, gets crude, gets in your face with one of life’s great riddles: “Why does it always have to be so hard?”….That’s What She Said