Criminal Intent: Leonard Done Light
Frank Dawson (Tim Robbins) is an unethical real estate developer, having skimmed over a million dollars off his bogus maneuverings, socking the funds away into a secret account. His unhappy and unawares wife Mickey (Jennifer Aniston) has no idea about all this extra money, or that Frank has a girlfriend in Florida, Melanie (Isla Fisher). Instead, she only finds her husband to have turned into a repugnant slob that swills booze at the country club, where he demeans her while they watch their increasingly distant son play tennis. But change is on the horizon, for a pair of hoods has discovered Frank’s scheme and plan to kidnap his wife when he’s next out of town and demand a million dollars ransom. Only, they have no idea that Frank plans to divorce his wife and hardly seems keen on paying a million bucks for a woman he already doesn’t want to see again.
Apparently, plans to make this novel originate back to 1986 when it was pitched as a vehicle for Diane Keaton, but its similarities to Ruthless People stopped progress. Schechter’s version feels like a missed opportunity, a fuzzy tuft of a film that may have felt more resonant had it been more along the lines of some more barbarous crime classics with more complex characters. Instead, the film’s comedic edge is almost cartoonish, and as funny as the film tends to be, all possibilities of menace seem far removed. However, even with its impotent narrative, the main cast members are quite engaging, with Aniston and Hawkes proving to be a quite likeable pairing. Once again, Aniston proves to be quite adept outside of the rom-com vacuum, and it’s a reminder of how engaging she can be when working outside the mainstream.
For any that recall Samuel L. Jackson’s sinister portrayal in Jackie Brown, they may be a bit disappointed in the saccharine performance of Mos Def, while Isla Fisher’s Melanie (played by Bridget Fonda in the earlier film) is just another rendition of the ditzy succubus we’re accustomed to seeing her portray. Mark Boone Junior and Will Forte fill out the weird little universe of supporting characters and both would have benefitted from more screen time.
Like the shard of the marmalade jar that gets lodged in Aniston’s foot early on, Life of Crime lets sugar seep into where it could be pouring salt. At the end of the day, it’s a film that deserves to be more memorable than the bland title renders it.
★★★/☆☆☆☆☆