Trailer Trash: After Dark Horrorfest: 8 Films to Die For

After Dark Horrorfest: 8 Films to Die For – After Dark Films

Check out the trailer here.

Horrorfest is an all-weekend horror event presenting 8 films deemed too controversial by mainstream studios for the viewing public. Obviously producers are the biggest hypocrites in the world if they keep giving Rob Schneider steady work.

Your bangs do an awful job of covering up your infected gums.

My original 8 horror films to die for when I was a kid were A Nightmare on Elm Street 1-3, Evil Dead, Creepshow, Lost Boys, The Blob, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Dick Van Dyke in a flying car still wakes me up screaming in the middle of the night.

Pumpkinhead?

“Their content is considered too graphic, too disturbing and too shocking for general audiences”? How about trying to make it through a whole episode of the War at Home? Michael Rapaport’s over-the-top bad acting is graphically disturbing all its own.

Did they never bury Zelda from Pet Sematary?

As long as a horror movie includes all the clichés it should have it’s suitable for a retarded 5 year old simian: blood, guts, crying teenage girls running around in their underwear, creepy dolls, a dude with some kinda cowl/mask with a hook/machete, and Michael Berryman. You can’t have a horror movie without Michael Berryman, and at least one of these 8 films seems to have that. God bless his freakishly disfigured cranium for entertaining us for the past 30 years.

The only non-horror/fiction movie I found that Michael Berryman had a role in was Kenny Rogers as The Gambler, Part III: The Legend Continues. Keep reaching for that star.

This trailer combining clips from these 8 films made me giddy like a zombified little school girl until I realized that Horrorfest wasn’t playing in a city near me. If you can make it to this, don’t miss your chance.

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