Kong’s Crib: Vogt-Roberts Strains Weak Characters Through Special Effects Pageant
Government agent Bill Randa (John Goodman) and seismologist Houston Brooks (Corey Hawkins) are granted resources to survey the unexplored and mysterious land mass known as Skull Island right as US troops are pulled out of Vietnam in 1973. Hiring former British Special Air Service Captain James Conrad (Tom Hiddleston) and war photographer Mason Weaver (Brie Larson), they are escorted by U.S. Army Lt. Col. Preston Packard (Samuel L. Jackson) and his squadron nicknamed the Sky Devils, a necessary service since the island is located behind a dangerous storm system. Once there, the foolhardy humans awaken the giant primate known as King Kong, decimating Packard’s army, and awakening an even greater evil lurking below.
Thanks to its particularly potent historical setting, Kong: Skull Island does tend to play like the watered down genre version of Apocalypse Now, although the metaphorical subtexts of the Conrad/Coppola property is way beyond the meager accomplishments of this screenplay by Dan Gilroy, Max Borenstein, and Sevak Anakhasyan. Problems abound with lukewarm characterizations, both on the part of the tenuously written scientists (John Goodman, Corey Hawkins), and rather useless extraneous characters such as Tom Hiddleston’s tracker and Brie Larson’s photographer, both useless and somewhat extraneous to the proceedings. Even the US army characters, which seem to be modeled after the gung-ho crew featured in James Cameron’s Aliens (1986), also a genre response to the conflict in Vietnam, seem completely watered down. The only two cast members to inject any kind of discernable energy are Samuel L. Jackson as the perturbed Colonel, and John C. Reilly as a daffy WWII lieutenant who has lived amongst the indigenous populace on the island for the past three decades (although he only seems able to mumble and gesticulate at them, which apparently these face-tattooed people readily understand).
Corny dialogue and flagging attempts at comic relief yawn precipitously over the film’s more overt ecological subtexts, including man’s role as the ultimate destroyer of Mother Nature. Obvious soundtracks selections from the period eventually grow tiresome, but Henry Jackman’s formidable score often makes up for the same Vietnam era tracks which informed the mood of Forrest Gump (1994).
The film’s rationale for why the island has been unexplored by man until this present moment in the early 1970s, due to a roiling storm system which never completely abates, plays like one of Skull Island’s many lazy conceptions. Although the film gives the impressively photographed Kong some original two-legged lizard like foes (which seem designed after some visuals from Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice, 1988), and includes some exuberant face-offs between them (particularly an eerily staged combat sequence in a mustard cloud of death particles circulating around a mass grave), no one’s taking any real risks with Kong: Skull Island except to promise the return of more monster mash-ups. At the end of the day, Vogt-Robert’s film is really a pale echo of the kind of adventure stories popularized by Jules Verne, particularly Mysterious Island, which was adapted for the screen back in 1961 with some famed special effects from Ray Harryhausen.
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