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Alex Kurtzman The Mummy Review


The Mummy | Review

The Mummy | Review

You’ll Like My Mummy: Cruise Tastes an Ancient Curse in Lackluster Reboot

Alex Kurtzman The Mummy PosterCasting immediate aspersions over the likely success of a newly recalibrated franchise (coined Dark Universe), Alex Kurtzman’s dead-behind-the-eyes The Mummy only confirms the lack of innovation and creative inspiration in the constant recycling of Hollywood’s familiar properties.

Resurrecting its treasure trove of iconic movie monsters, Universal plunders the memory of Boris Karloff’s original creation (and the high profile CGI dependent series starring Brendan Fraser) with this wan attempt to retrofit another quantifiable property for star Tom Cruise. However, Cruise’s favored scribe Christopher McQuarrie, along with David Koepp and Dylan Kussman (Jon Spaihts and Jenny Lumet, daughter of Sidney, also receive story credits) hobble this version’s greatest asset, the backstory of its evil entity, here transformed into a woman scorned by a patrilineal tradition which saw her robbed of a kingdom thanks to the misogynist traditions of Egypt’s ruling class. Instead, this rather silly hodgepodge of clichés attempts to do a monster mash and wrongly asserts its misplaced star in the midst of another special effects heavy extravaganza which ignores the necessity of tension or dread to effectively sell a product as dried out as its titular corpse.

Nick Morton (Cruise) is an ex-Army sergeant who pillages antiques from Iraqi war zones alongside his partner in crime Chris Vail (Jake Johnson). After stealing a treasure map he stole from archeologist Jenny Halsey (Annabelle Wallis) during a one night stand, Morton discovers an ancient burial site which houses the corpse of Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella), an Egyptian princess wiped off the official royalty register after she murdered her father, step-mother, and baby half-brother when the birth of the boy child meant she would no longer get the keys to the kingdom. Awakened from a watery grave of mercury, Ahmanet, who made a pact with evil Egyptian entity Set, is dead set on completing the ritual which would see the god of disorder enter the body of a mortal man. Suddenly, Nick finds himself to be the chosen vessel for her evil plan.

Director Alex Kurtzman proves to be as tone deaf with genre as he was with his surly debut, the obnoxious familial melodrama People Like Us (2012). A summer tent pole dependent on a handful of well-orchestrated action sequences, including a compromised airplane treated to a rather explosive crash landing, The Mummy can’t figure out how to mesh Cruise (here featured in his favored presentation as eluding danger by running) gracefully into a predictable genre property which demands a simultaneous romance with Annabelle Wallis (the lead of Annabelle, once again tasked with selling strong-willed characterization in spineless studio fare).

The wild card was clearly meant to be Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (apparently deemed a recurring force in the unspooling Dark Universe), who seems more an afterthought, his role pared down to a minimum and involving a disappointing transformation into the famed insidious persona, realized by dousing Crowe in a metallic sheen which looks more like his audition to play the Tin Man.

Mummies, like vampires and zombies (both having tendencies appearing here involving Ahmanet’s victims), are easily denuded of menace becuase audiences are oversaturated with the customary rules which apply to their manageable defeat. Kurtzman’s Spielberg-lite paltry effort is certainly no exception, and feels so unexceptional in every regard it feels comparable to Mike Newell’s 1979 failure The Awakening starring Susannah York and Charlton Heston.

Shades of An American Werewolf in London are apparent in the handling of Jake Johnson’s rotting corpse friend, who appears ineffectually from time to time to drag Cruise, and apparently the film, to the uneventful finish. And despite Universal avoiding the ‘White Egyptian’ controversy which hobbled recent problematic efforts by Ridley Scott and Alex Proyas, The Mummy is still an unabashed pillaging of another culture for the reconstitution of purely exploitative claptrap.

The saga of Ahmanet is the most provocative element of the film, railroaded conveniently into the usual exposition montage. Once again, Algerian actress Sofia Boutella is overshadowed by make-up and prosthetics, and after appearances in Kingsman: The Secret Service and Star Trek Beyond, it would be intriguing to see her utilized by the studios in human form.


Los Angeles based Nicholas Bell is's Chief Film Critic and covers film festivals such as Sundance, Berlin, Cannes and TIFF. He is part of the critic groups on Rotten Tomatoes, The Los Angeles Film Critics Association (LAFCA), FIPRESCI, the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS) and GALECA. His top 3 for 2023: The Beast (Bonello) Poor Things (Lanthimos), Master Gardener (Schrader). He was a jury member at the 2019 Cleveland International Film Festival.

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